“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”
Dr. Seuss
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The Unicorn

The Unicorn
Mythological Horse with Single Horn aka "Horny Horse"


The Doo-wah Application to My Blog is for Pure Fun and Fantasy. I Like to Think it is as Therapeutic for Release of Tension and Anxiety. I have posted what I believe to be Interesting and Amusing and added the elements of Game Interaction as well.

My Intent with Gentle Satire Here, is Tongue-in-Cheek for the purpose of Amusement, and to Allow the Viewer Questioning Contemplation and Thoughtful Peruse.

I Believe it is along the line of Horatian Satire. Horatian Satire is Named after the Roman satirist, Horace; this type of satire playfully criticizes some social vice through gentle, mild, and light-hearted humour. "It directs wit, exaggeration, and self-deprecating humour toward what it identifies as folly, rather than evil. Horatian satire's sympathetic tone is common in modern society...." (as Defined by the Wikipedia)

There is More Than What You See Here On My Home Page ... Be Sure to Check Out My Older Blog Posts in the Blog Archive to the Right of the Home Page.
You Are Invited to Comment on the Postings and Join Me On Blogger as A Follower. But, Most of All, Have FUN!

You Can Be Here or Mud Diving - It's Your Choice!

"Life is what Happens to You When You're too Busy Making Other Plans."
John Lennon


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Traditional American Family - Dare to Be Different!

It's Still Hot in Texas
Summer Heat Smokes the Air
Fall Soon to Follow
Stores Sporting Christmas Flair

Rushing All the Seasons
Seems the Way of the Average Masses
Mom Triple Dyes her Hair
While her kids attend their Classes

Dad Looks like a Zombie
Feet up, and laid back in his Chair
Chips and Dip on the Table
Clothes thrown Everywhere

The Typical American Family
In a Traditional Homegrown Scene
Oblivious to the Outside World
Doesn't Know what it Means

To Have no Food upon the Table
War Hammering at the Front Door
The Mirror Reflecting the Other Side
Exposes the Melting Core.

Cheryl E Gordon

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Donovan ` Atlantis

The continent of Atlantis was an island which lay before the great flood
in the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.

So great an area of land, that from her western shores
those beautiful sailors journeyed to the South and the North Americas with ease,
in their ships with painted sails.

To the East Africa was a neighbour, across a short strait of sea miles.
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant of The Atlantian culture.
The antediluvian kings colonized the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis.

Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth.

On board were the Twelve:
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends.

Though gods they were -
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new.

Hail Atlantis!
Sung by Donovan

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Lumberjack Song

Monty Python Tells Us  Just What It's Like up in Canada .... In the Woods.... The Lumberjack Song

Monday, June 6, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

Garfield On the Oil Crisis


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A lot of  folks can't understand how we came
   to  have an oil shortage here in our country. 
Well, there's a very simple  answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We  just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that  is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located  in:

Coastal   Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Coastal Alabama 
Coastal Mississippi
Coastal Texas
North  Dakota

Our dipsticks are located  in DC

Any Questions? 
NO? Didn't think So.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

It's been Said that:
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." ... 
So I Say Tickle Your Mind and 
Play with Your Thoughts.
 Cheryl E Gordon

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

"The Un-Enlightened One"

You Say You Have the Secret to Enlightenment.
Do Not Boast of Your Enlightenment.
Others Will See and Know
If You are Indeed Enlightened.
A Genius is Worthless
When He Hoards and Gorges on
His own Treasure Chest of Knowledge,
Relinquishing Tidbits in Self Directed Concern
To any Starving Seekers.

Cheryl E Gordon

Friday, October 15, 2010

"The Two Wolves Inside" Cherokee Wisdom

 Cherokee Legend of the "Two Wolves Within"

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle
that goes on inside people.

He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.

One is Evil -
  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good -  It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather:

"Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied,

"The one you feed."

Author ~ Unknown


Friday, October 8, 2010

"Cheaper is not Better"

Somewhere over the intercom in the mega department stores of the USA this might be heard ...

"Attention 'Blah Blah Blah' Customers.... We have been asked why we do not support USA manufacturing.

The answer is simple. We have sold out to China... You have been officially Shanghaied.

We do realize their product is inferior and perhaps @ times deadly, but we believe we are providing what you have asked for. Face it... Cheaper is not Better.

Thank You for Shopping with us .... and Have a Nice Day..."

CEGordon 10/8/10

Tuesday, August 17, 2010


In the Beginning, God Created the Heavens and the Earth.
After the Beginning, Man Made Guns and Other Weaponry.

Cheryl E Gordon

Monday, August 16, 2010

"Zen Mondo"

A Monk asked Yeuh-shan, "What does one think of while Sitting?" 
One thinks of "Not Thinking", the Master replied.
How does one think of "Not Thinking", the Monk asked?
"Without Thinking, the Master replied.

From " the Little Zen Companion"

"Life is a Reality Show"

The Best Reality Show is Life Itself. 
We Are All "Real" Participants in Life's Play.
We All Help in the Creation as Actors with Props on the Stage.

Cheryl E Gordon

"Please Turn on the Lights"

From Somewhere Deep inside my Mind
On a Very Bad Day,
I say,
"Hey Someone, Please Turn on the Lights,
It's Dark in Here!"

Cheryl E Gordon

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Some Sarcastic Quotes About Life

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.  ~ Anon

I'm smiling. This should scare you.  ~ Anon

 I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
~ Clarence Darrow

Love your enemies... It pisses them off.  ~Anon

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
~ Victor Borge

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~ Joey Adams

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!  ~ Anon

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
~ A. Whitney Brown

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.  ~ Anon

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~ Johnny Carson

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.  ~ Anon

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.  ~ Anon

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
~ Jean Cocteau

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
~ Voltaire

Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone. ~ Anon

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
~ Lily Tomlin

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.  ~ Anon

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.  ~ Anon

(Those) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
~ Redd Foxx

Assassins Inc. We aim to please.  ~ Anon

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
~ Gallagher

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.  ~ Anon

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
~ Alfred Hitchcock

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
~ Elbert Hubbard

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  ~ Anon

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.   ~ Anon

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
~ Sir Winston Churchill

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.  ~ Anon