"Creation"

In the Beginning, God Created the Heavens and the Earth.
After the Beginning, Man Made Guns and Other Weaponry.

Cheryl E Gordon
8/17/10

"Zen Mondo"

A Monk asked Yeuh-shan, "What does one think of while Sitting?" 
One thinks of "Not Thinking", the Master replied.
How does one think of "Not Thinking", the Monk asked?
"Without Thinking, the Master replied.

From " the Little Zen Companion"

"Life is a Reality Show"

The Best Reality Show is Life Itself. 
We Are All "Real" Participants in Life's Play.
We All Help in the Creation as Actors with Props on the Stage.

Cheryl E Gordon
6/29/10

"Please Turn on the Lights"

From Somewhere Deep inside my Mind
On a Very Bad Day,
I say,
"Hey Someone, Please Turn on the Lights,
It's Dark in Here!"

Cheryl E Gordon
8/16/10

Some Sarcastic Quotes About Life

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.  ~ Anon

I'm smiling. This should scare you.  ~ Anon

 I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

~ Clarence Darrow

Love your enemies... It pisses them off.  ~Anon

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

~ Victor Borge

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~ Joey Adams

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!  ~ Anon

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

~ A. Whitney Brown

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.  ~ Anon

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

~ Johnny Carson

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.  ~ Anon

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.  ~ Anon

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

~ Jean Cocteau

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

~ Voltaire

Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone. ~ Anon

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

~ Lily Tomlin

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.  ~ Anon

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.  ~ Anon

(Those) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

~ Redd Foxx

Assassins Inc. We aim to please.  ~ Anon

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

~ Gallagher

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.  ~ Anon

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

~ Alfred Hitchcock

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

~ Elbert Hubbard

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  ~ Anon

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.   ~ Anon

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

~ Sir Winston Churchill

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.  ~ Anon